Perspectives

Below is a 'view' section from a friend of mine. It's scary, because there's kernels of truth in it. And it's your job to determine what truth you find. As we move on in our lives, perspective takes on new meanings with each passing day/month/year, life events, and world events. I remember when gas hit $1.00 for the first time, now we whine about $2.80 being never seen again. I remember when the US was a 'superpower' to be feared and not to be trifled with. Now we apparently will send our troops in, but not allow them to fight to win with the full resources available to them.

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~ Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

~ Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

~ I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

~ How come we choose from just two people to run forpresident and over fifty for Miss America?

~ A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

~ I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

~ When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

~ Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

~ Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

~ Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

~ Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.

~ Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

~ Bumper sticker of the year:"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"

And just remember....Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you are to the end, the faster it goes!